"I received communication from my cousin Kentrosaurus in the last couple of weeks," said Stegosaurus. "He says, ' I am well, and have been to Johannesburg to see Wooly Mammoth on his revival tour. What an inspiration! I wish you could come out to hear him! I was so moved by his passion for the Lord I felt inspired to let you know about his tour. I encourage you to stomp forthrightly to him when he comes to the shores of America.'

"You know with what sincerity I write my letters from Nigeria which supplement my military pension," Kentrosaurus continued. " Well, Wooly Mammoth has double that intensity in his delivery. His story is terribly tragic, you know, being frozen as he was, for so many thousands of years. Is he grateful to Lord Jesus now that he is revived again!"

"Here is his sermon; I write it to you for your benefit, cousin Stegosaurus."

"Brothers and Sisters, I welcome you today to my revival sermon, thank you for allowing me to visit you all here. My heart is warmed by the hospitality of the people of Johannesburg, South Africa. I say my heart is warmed, and it really is, you know I have a well known story and it is a fact that for thousands of years it was my fate to be frozen; locked away from the land of the living in the icy grip of the cold land of extinction.

Cold and heartless it is, my friends, my Brothers and Sisters! But my heart is warmed by your hospitality, the kindnesses you have shown me in the last few days, and by the kindnesses of the Lord Jesus in my recovery and return to the land of the living! What joy re experienced! Let me tell you, Brothers and Sisters, I was FROZEN, but now I am SAVED! And as it says in the Book of the Psalms, it says, "THE LORD shall PRESERVE thy COMING AND THY GOING forevermore! I says, FOREVERMORE! " Lord, A Lord A Mighty! Can you say with me, Brothers and Sisters, AMEN? AMEN! AMEN! For there are those who give credit to modern science for my miracle, but I counter to you my Brothers and Sisters, that nothing happens which is not the will of the LORD! If the Lord Jesus will it, so will it BE!

I return you again to that same Psalm, 121: Where comes my help and salvation? THE LORD! It says, it tells me what I can have, and you can have it too, if you will surrender your will ! Feel the POWER of the LORD! the pure power of DIVINE SALVATION!

Where comes my help and salvation? It says, in the book of the Psalms, I lift up mine eyes, I lift up mine eyes, and my trunk, to the Mountains! TO THE MOUNTAINS! Where does my help come from? THE LORD! THE MAKER OF HEAVEN AND EARTH! AMEN! HE will not let your foot slip! He who watches over you will not slumber! So even as I slept frozen solid in the land of extinction, THE LORD DID NOT SLUMBER! He did NOT ABANDON ME! THE LORD JESUS IS HERE FOR YOU TOO! If all you do is ask, the LORD JESUS waits to enter your heart! Do not be cold, as HE WILL NOT SLUMBER! His heart is warm, My heart is warm, YOUR hearts will be WARMED by the JOY OF SALVATION! AMEN!!

INDEED, says the Psalms, HE who watches over Israel shall not sleep!! YOU know something, Brothers and Sisters? I will tell you something, maybe you did not know, and this will enlighten you: THE LORD watches over Israel, but he also watches over us HERE in JOHANNESBURG SOUTH AFRICA! THE LORD JESUS is waiting FOR YOU, Brothers and Sisters, waiting! He does not want that you should turn to SATAN, who leads you with lies and deceit to the cold land of extinction!

The Book of the Psalms tells, us, IT SAYS, THE LORD watches over you; THE LORD is your SHADE at your RIGHT hand! Or paw! or CLAW!! AMEN! LORD A MIGHTY! CAN YOU HELP ME SAY IT? I want you to help me to hear you say AMEN! AMEN, brothers and sisters! AMEN! The sun will not harm you by day, nor the moon BYYYYYYYYYYY night! AMEN, LORD JESUS, AMEN!

And I say onto you all, the last is where I started, and I tell you again, the LORD shall PRESERVE thy COMING AND THY GOING FOREVERMORE! Let me tell you, Brothers and Sisters, I know all about BEING PRESERVED! SO I tell you, I WELCOME you into the HEART of the LORD! into the WAY! THE LIFE! THE FAITH you HAVE CAN move MOUNTAINS and DO ANYTHING you WISH AND DESIRE! BE not FROZEN and locked away! Come with me Brothers and Sisters, to the JOY in the LIGHT OF THE LORD JESUS!"

"Kentrosaurus encouraged me heartily to seek the sermons of Wooly Mammoth," said Stegosaurus, "But I haven't the heart to tell him that kind of forceful zeal is just a bit much for me. Religions mean well; they serve a good meal especially on Palm Sunday.. It just seems that Religion is something for mammals to fight over a lot. Do you know what the problem is? They live in a desert and they don't have any trees. All they have are vines and fig trees; and I don't need to tell you what happened the last time I ate too many fig trees!"