"I met with my old friend Dimetrodon yesterday," said Stegosaurus.

"You might remember him; he's not a dinosaur but he plays one on TV. Dimetrodon is enjoying his retirement, and has recently met a new friend that he wanted to introduce me to. Let me relate this meeting to the readers of my blog."

"Welcome to my retirement home, Stegosaurus. I'd like you to meet my new friend Nyasasaurus." said Dimetrodon.

"Pleased to meet you," said Nyasasaurus.

"He's younger than I am," began Dimetrodon.

"I'm a spry 245 million years old." concluded Nyasasaurus.

"He is the oldest of Dinosaurs yet to be discovered," said Dimetrodon.

"I'm very impressed and doubly pleased to make your acquaintance," said Stegosaurus.

"I live on a retirement pension too," said Nyasasaurus, "I am however very active for my age. At least now that I'm off the shelf."

"Very good," rejoined Stegosaurus. "Where are you from, originally?"

"I was found in Lake Nyasa, South Africa."

"Interesting! Very interesting! I have a cousin, Kentrosaurus in Nigeria. Have you met?"

"Not as of yet; though I met a fellow who claims to be a good friend of his. A sauropod named Nigersaurus."

"Nigersaurus is a swell fellow. You'll meet my cousin soon I expect; I was pleased to hear he got a new job with Wooly Mammoth recently now he'll have a new friend too!!
Speaking of other Dinosaurs you might meet, I think you will want to be wary of Spinosaurus. He means well but he's a meat eater."

"Well, I'm not too concerned," said Nyasasaurus. "Science is pretty sure I eat meat too and if not, my buddy Dimetrodon will protect me! He has my back!"

"That's right, I sure do," said Dimetrodon.

"Well, after that I felt just a little bit uncomfortable and thought it might be a good plan to politely exit and enjoy the company of fellow herbivores," said Stegosaurus.

"Still not wanting to be rude I remained amicable. Realizing I could use my cool, spiky tail for defense if I really had to, I said, "Nice to meet you Nyasasaurus! Please come by and visit me or my cousins anytime. And you too Dimetrodon! You already know how much we enjoy your company!"

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"I heard of the meteor that struck Russia last week," said Stegosaurus, "....and it frightened me so terribly that I hid under the bed all weekend!"

"Nothing could coax me out; not even a Marilyn Maxwell movie marathon. I have post traumatic stress from meteor strikes."