"I have heard of this upstanding group of mammals who formed an organization called Christians Against Dinosaurs and decided to join them when I saw they were looking for celebrities to further their cause," said Kentrosaurus. "My cousins, and even Wooly Mammoth think I am being silly, but my faith and my resolve are solid."

Christians against Dinosaurs spokesman John Robert Decir Gilipolleces, who insisted upon being called by the name "Ha-matzav - khara", was enthusiastic. "We're very pleased to have Kentrosaurus with us!" He said. "It is a sign from The Almighty Lord which proves our point, I think. If a dinosaur joins us and says he doesn't exist it must be so! He ought to know if he exists or not!"