Stegosaurus prepares his last will and testament
Being of sound body and mind, ( even if it is only the size of a walnut, ) I, Stegosaurus, prepare my last will and testament today, March 15th 2007 at the age of One Hundred Forty Million.
I hereby declare that at such time that I should become a fossil, my earthly remains be donated in perpetuity to the Maryland Science Center, on the basis that they do not at present have a Stegosaurus in their collection. If they should obtain one before I am a fossil, I should still like to be there, because as we all know, two stegosaurids are better than one.
All of my earthly posessions, such as extra copies of my book Gardening Tips With Stegosaurus, my platinum award for Stegosaurus Goes Opera and my autographed picture of Willis O' Brien shall be left in the care of my love, Marilyn Maxwell. Should I outlive her, my posessions shall then be left in the care of my cousins Kentrosaurus and Lexovissaurus.
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About Me
- Stegosaurus
- Name: Stegosaurus Age: 120 ~ 140 million years old. Weight: A trim and fit 6 tons. Height: 9ft. Length: 30ft. ( snout to tail, including my spikes! ) Eyes: Black Skin: Green Plates: Yellow all 17 of them! Spikes: 4 ( sharp!) Education: Degree in Horticulture Consumption, VPI Class of 2007 Employment: Hokie Bird Protector ( 2007 ~ 2015 ) Asplundh Tree Expert Company ( 2015 present ) Member of the American Society of Plant Biologists Favorite Food: Plants & roots.
