" I've been in Pittsburgh all week, " said Stegosaurus. " It's been very relaxing. My cousins Kentrosaurus and Lexovissaurus sent me a nice birthday present..... A spa getaway ! I'm at the Carnegie Museum of Natural History to get a plate -lift and to have my extinct skin exfoliated.

We already know I'm beautiful when grazing, but after 140 million and one years, I thought there might be some physical improvements made. My cousins agreed and sent me this wonderful present. It's been a very nice time.

When I return from Pittsburgh I am then planning a trip to Africa and France to visit my cousins so that I can personally thank them for this gift. I have a wonderful family. "



"Here's a picture of me getting my plates lifted; this nice woman is very strong. My plates weigh 50 lbs apiece on average !"