From the foot of Pike's Peak in Colorado, Stegosaurus held a press confrence yesterday to announce his latest endeavor.
"I have taken it upon my self to become a brewer, and I have after much trial, error, and industrious work succeeded in creating STEGOSAURUS STOUT, 5.9 % alc. vol.", said a jubilant Stegosaurus.
" This pleasantly bitter brew goes well with a meal of trees, particularly Maple Trees, as it was designed that way. To be served chilled, with Maple Trees. Have you ever eaten Maple Trees ? If you like Maple Trees you'll love Stegosaurus Stout ! I encourage you to enjoy but drink responsibly. "
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
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