From the foot of Pike's Peak in Colorado, Stegosaurus held a press confrence yesterday to announce his latest endeavor.
"I have taken it upon my self to become a brewer, and I have after much trial, error, and industrious work succeeded in creating STEGOSAURUS STOUT, 5.9 % alc. vol.", said a jubilant Stegosaurus.
" This pleasantly bitter brew goes well with a meal of trees, particularly Maple Trees, as it was designed that way. To be served chilled, with Maple Trees. Have you ever eaten Maple Trees ? If you like Maple Trees you'll love Stegosaurus Stout ! I encourage you to enjoy but drink responsibly. "
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"The internet is the greatest invention since broadleaf trees ! And sending email is almost as much fun as eating ferns and rosebushes!" ~ Stegosaurus
About Me
- Stegosaurus
- Name: Stegosaurus Age: 120 ~ 140 million years old. Weight: A trim and fit 6 tons. Height: 9ft. Length: 30ft. ( snout to tail, including my spikes! ) Eyes: Black Skin: Green Plates: Yellow all 17 of them! Spikes: 4 ( sharp!) Education: Degree in Horticulture Consumption, VPI Class of 2007 Employment: Hokie Bird Protector ( 2007 ~ 2015 ) Asplundh Tree Expert Company ( 2015 present ) Member of the American Society of Plant Biologists Favorite Food: Plants & roots.
