Stegosaurus held a press confrence earlier this week to express his profound sorrow at the extinction of his good friend Issac Hayes.

"Why it was barely a year ago I was in California and he helped to teach me some funky dance steps," said Stegosaurus. "I learned how to be cool from him, and he learned how to be cool from me. He was a good friend to me and will be missed terribly. "

"There is good news in other topics though," said Stegosaurus as he responded to a question.

"My diet is going very well. I've lost half a ton, with half a ton to go. My secret ? I think its those low fat Pteridophytes."