"After my class and I unsuccessfully tried to topple a Sequoiadendron giganteum ( they were just too tall, even for four of us. ) We left California and all stomped up into Canada to dine on some pinus contorta and to visit with my Canadian friend Styracosaurus," said Stegosaurus.

"We celebrated the holiday sacred to herbivorous dinosaurs everywhere: Arbor Day. Though he was glad to see me, Styracosaurus chastised me for missing out on the annual King Kong Dinosaur Cast Reunion this year. There's no doubt about it....! The life of a Stegosaurus, ( especially if he's in graduate school. ) is very busy indeed."

Fossil Hints At Fuzzy Dinosaurus

A Simple Method For Determining The Sex Of Your Pet Stegosaurus

Are you confused about the sex of your pet Stegosaurus?

Well there is an easy method to use for determination that works at least 50 % of the time.

Watch the movie Champion with your pet Stegosaurus.

If your Stegosaurus swoons over Marilyn Maxwell, its a boy.

If your Stegosaurus swoons over Kirk Douglas, its a girl.

If your Stegosaurus swoons over both of these celebrites there is a good chance that your Stegosaurus is bisexual.

Determining homosexuality in Stegosaurids is much more difficult because as a general rule they believe in the don't ask don't tell policy.

This method works 50% of the time, since a majority of Stegosaurids are easily enamoured with celebrity pop culture. Once this happens, it is difficult ( but not impossible ) to get them interested in their own species again.


Good luck!