"My first semester of college is over!" announced Stegosaurus. "To celebrate I've taken some time off and stomped on over to Spain, where the biggest Stegosaurus footprint has been found. You see that was before my diet.
I am building a branch of the Stegosaurus School of Dance here, so I'll be in Spain for a while. To mark this occasion, Flamenco dancing will be half off for the month of May.
Also, to honor my friend Frankie "Musclehead" Manning who became extinct on April 28th, all Lindy Hop dance lessons are half off as well. It is a shame that mammals become extinct so young; he was only 94. "
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About Me
- Stegosaurus
- Name: Stegosaurus Age: 120 ~ 140 million years old. Weight: A trim and fit 6 tons. Height: 9ft. Length: 30ft. ( snout to tail, including my spikes! ) Eyes: Black Skin: Green Plates: Yellow all 17 of them! Spikes: 4 ( sharp!) Education: Degree in Horticulture Consumption, VPI Class of 2007 Employment: Hokie Bird Protector ( 2007 ~ 2015 ) Asplundh Tree Expert Company ( 2015 present ) Member of the American Society of Plant Biologists Favorite Food: Plants & roots.
