"I thought I might share some clips from the movie that scuttled my Senate campaign," said Stegosaurus. "I don't regret it at all. In fact I may consider running for the Senate again after I finish eating a nice meal of Dionaea muscipula."

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"A very special thank you to the 21,000 mammals who came out to see me and my friends at the Walking With Dinosaurs Arena show in Virginia!" said Stegosaurus. "Although I was so pleased to see you all, I had heard that Marilyn Maxwell was going to be there so I put a lot of extra effort into sharpening my cool, spiky tail, and making sure my spiff, sexy plates were really spiff and sexy ... but she didn't show. Marilyn didn't arrive. I was so disappointed. She must be a very patriotic person to go on so many USO tours."



"There were pictures taken," continued Stegosaurus, regaining a cheerful demeanor. "Here's one of me engaging in one of my favorite pastimes, eating plants and roots."





"Here is another great picture of me; I must admit I look really good for somebody just over 140 million. Do you see that crazy mammal who is also in the picture? He's lucky he wasn't stomped on forthrightly by accident because he insisted upon walking about and talking about us. For some reason he kept insisting we were extinct which is silly! We're standing right in front of him! In fact, one of the Velociraptors almost ate our mammalian narrator. I'd have liked to speak for myself, but it wasn't in my contract. It really frustrates me that I never get enough speaking roles."



"The last photo is of my brother Allosaurus chasing me. He's pretending he wants to eat me again. Sigh. This kind of sibling rivalry has been going on for millions of years."

"Thank you again everyone for coming out to see us! I had a great time with you and all of my friends."