"The internet is the greatest invention since broadleaf trees ! And sending email is almost as much fun as eating ferns and rosebushes!"
~ Stegosaurus
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
"I thought I might share some clips from the movie that scuttled my Senate campaign," said Stegosaurus. "I don't regret it at all. In fact I may consider running for the Senate again after I finish eating a nice meal of Dionaea muscipula."
Name: Stegosaurus
Age: 120 ~ 140 million years old.
Weight: A trim and fit 6 tons.
Height: 9ft. Length: 30ft. ( snout to tail, including my spikes! )
Eyes: Black
Skin: Green
Plates: Yellow all 17 of them! Spikes: 4 ( sharp!)
Education: Degree in Horticulture Consumption, VPI Class of 2007
Employment: Hokie Bird Protector ( 2007 ~ 2015 ) Asplundh Tree Expert Company ( 2015 present )
Member of the American Society of Plant Biologists
Favorite Food: Plants & roots.