Tuesday, September 21, 2010

"Yes, Virginia, there is a Stegosaurus Claus!"

Sunday, September 19, 2010

"It has been hard work fighting fires in Colorado," said Stegosaurus.

"I've been a little scared too ... you know like my brother horse I'm really nervous around flames. In my film The Lost World I spent a lot of time running away from fires you know so this is a way of facing my fears. I'm so proud of the local mammals; they're so brave! With one fire out, and the second 65 % contained, I've recieved permission to stomp forthrightly back to medical school, which starts Monday."


"Recently, I have received a request for assistance from my brother and friend the Honorable Congresssaurus Triceratops of Wyoming, who is the senior member and spokesman of the Dinosaur Congressional Caucus. It seems that Congress has plans to hold hearings which will determine if he should continue in his position and retain his committee assignment. This was brought about because of his recent appearance in the news; it seems his very existence is now up for debate so he has asked his friends to advocate for him. I cannot appear in person, but I will write him a letter of support! I hope all this gets worked out; mammals argue over the silliest things."

Thursday, September 16, 2010

"My summer job in Eureka Springs, Arkansas was a lot of fun!" said Stegosaurus. "Bringing my favorite opera, Scott Joplin's Treemonisha to life was a great experience! My supervisors were determined to present a purist production, so they didn't agree to my suggestion of replacing the dancing bears with dancing Stegosaurids, but I still enjoyed myself immensely. My job has given me enough resources to return to medical school, when the next semester opens on September 20th. "

"Right now I am updating my blog from my native state. I'm in Boulder, Colorado, to try my claw at being a firefighter. I stomped up here forthrightly after my summer job ended, for as soon as I heard about the terrible fires I wanted to do what I could to help the valiant and brave mammals of my homeland."

"I've been appointed to eliminate fuel for the blaze by eating away the brush."
 
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