Stegosaurus held a press conference in Michigan today in order to express his feelings about the passing of Dolores Hope. The grieving Ornithischian Stegosaurus-Stenops released this statement.
"I had just stomped from Canada and was back in Michigan looking for another meal of sassafras albidum when one of my classmates told me the news that my wonderful friend Dolores Hope had become extinct at her home in Toluca Lake, California. She was only 102! It is a pity that a mammal as vibrant, generous, and philanthropic as Mrs. Hope was could not live longer. May we all live our lives in such a way as to honor the spirit of this fine woman, and her equally munificent husband. They both were friends of mine, and I will miss them for millions of years."
Dolores Hope, Widow of Bob Hope, Dies At Home, Age 102
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- Name: Stegosaurus Age: 120 ~ 140 million years old. Weight: A trim and fit 6 tons. Height: 9ft. Length: 30ft. ( snout to tail, including my spikes! ) Eyes: Black Skin: Green Plates: Yellow all 17 of them! Spikes: 4 ( sharp!) Education: Degree in Horticulture Consumption, VPI Class of 2007 Employment: Hokie Bird Protector ( 2007 ~ 2015 ) Asplundh Tree Expert Company ( 2015 present ) Member of the American Society of Plant Biologists Favorite Food: Plants & roots.
