"I was overjoyed when, at the end of Spring Break it was decided that my class and I remain in Florida to study the lush, tropical verdure there. So I have enjoyed an extended vacation of sorts in the lovely subtropical climate of the far South," said Stegosaurus.

"I met with a herd of my classmates just outside of Panama City, and we enjoyed a meal of that miracle of modern technology, grass. We identified it as Sisyrinchium angustifolium, an aquatic variety with lovely and tasty blue flowers. Then we were all happy to discover a very large stand of Cephalanthus occidentalis bushes, of which there was enough for all of us. Late in the afternoon I found a nice stand of Pteridophytes, specifically monilophytes but they were not of the low fat variety, and I recalled that I was on a diet so I left them to my classmates and contented myself with that kind that would help me maintain my figure, as well as a Cycadales or two. My classmates admired my restraint, and of course appreciated my generosity and willingness to share."

"In total, I was in Florida for over a month, for we did not leave this lovely tropical paradise until mid April, in order to prepare for the semester finals. I have been doing well so far in my classes this semester. It is easy when life is so pleasant. I feel like I am the happiest and most content Stegosaurus in the whole world."