"The internet is the greatest invention since broadleaf trees ! And sending email is almost as much fun as eating ferns and rosebushes!"
~ Stegosaurus
Sunday, September 23, 2018
"J'enlèverais mon chapeau pour pleurer l'extinction d'un si grand mammifère comme l'était Steve Brown, mais, hélas, je suis un Stégosaure et les Stégosaures ne portent pas de chapeaux,"
Name: Stegosaurus
Age: 120 ~ 140 million years old.
Weight: A trim and fit 6 tons.
Height: 9ft. Length: 30ft. ( snout to tail, including my spikes! )
Eyes: Black
Skin: Green
Plates: Yellow all 17 of them! Spikes: 4 ( sharp!)
Education: Degree in Horticulture Consumption, VPI Class of 2007
Employment: Hokie Bird Protector ( 2007 ~ 2015 ) Asplundh Tree Expert Company ( 2015 present )
Member of the American Society of Plant Biologists
Favorite Food: Plants & roots.