"I feel bad for Congresssaurus Triceratops after getting so close to extracting sunlight from cucumbers," said Stegosaurus. "They sure were delicious cucumbers, though. I'm sure we'd have gotten some great sunlight from them! In the interests of being helpful, I thought I'd read this magazine with vegetarian recipes in it; surely I thought the answer would be right under my snout !! But no luck !! There are recipes that involve the use of cucumbers, but not any that tell you how to extract sunlight from those cucumbers. Sigh.

We found the answer once, and we can find it again! No matter how long it takes we will succeed !!! For the benefit of dinosaur and mammal alike, science will advance !! We'll save the environment and increase the life of the sun by extracting sunlight from cucumbers !! We'll also show those smug mammal scientists with their larger brains how smart a dinosaur can be!"