"I was delighted to be given the opportunity to celebrate a milestone today, June 1st, 2026, my 140,000,020th birthday.I got a new bed so I can sleep in my cave in comfort; I also got a Razzleberry pie, a Lemon Meringue pie, and as is the tradition, a coconut layer cake. I see! Pepperidge Farm remembered! How good of them, they always remember."

"But that's not all! My friend Triceratops, he also remembered!"

"How nice of him to stomp all the way from Wyoming just to visit with me," said Stegosaurus.

"It was no trouble at all," assured Congresssaurus Tricratops. "You are such a loyal friend, and this is a milestone birthday for you, it isn't everyday a dinosaur turns 140,000,020! This must be observed in such manner as we have always done, according to tradition."

"For myself, when my friend had enjoyed the pies and cake, when our revels had ended, I relaxed my 140,000,020 year old bones by taking a nice, relaxing Febreeze bath. Nothing like a good Febreeze bath to make a dinosaur feel completely rejuvenated!" excliamed Stegosaurus. "I have had a special day and I hope anyone reading this has had a special day too!"