"Now this end is called the thagomizer, after the late Thag Simmons."


In Memory of the Late Thag Simmons

Stegosaurus is to hold a press confrence today at 12 noon, sharp. Here is an advance release to the press of his statement.

"I'm sorry for killing Thag Simmons. I know it was a long time ago, and this apology has been a long time coming, but I really am contrite.

It was an accident, I swear;

I didn't mean it and I didn't see him there.

My spikes are just really sharp and you have to be careful.

I'm sorry for the pain and suffering I have caused the family of Thag Simmons, even though they are all long gone now. Thank you. "