Buy Now for Family Christmas Enjoyment the album the world has been waiting 140 million years for :

STEGOSAURUS GOES OPERA

Yes, Stegosaurus has now announced his plans to record an album of opera standards in hopes of gaining a chance to perform on the Metropolitan Stage in New York City....

With a voice reminiscent of both Mario Lanza and Louis Armstrong Stegosaurus entertains our discriminating ears with these guaranteed classics. He is backed up by the Vienna State Philarmonic Orchestra under the direction of the legendary James Levine. Don't miss Stegosaurus ' eagerly anticipated duet with Luciano Povarotti , who said, " I began my career when Stegosaurus was just a young fella, but I have always admired his ability to consume verdure and have eagerly anticpated the chance to work with him for years. I hope you enjoy our collaboration. "


1. Chi mi frena in tal momento ? Donizetti / Lucia De Lammenmoor
2. La Ci Darem La Mano W. A. Mozart / Don Giovanni
3. La Donna e Mobile Verdi / Rigoletto
4. Standchen / Schubert
5. Ave Maria / Bach / Gonoud
6. Vesti La Giubba / Leoncavallo / Pagliacci
7. I Know That My Redeemer Liveth / Handel / Messiah
8. E Lucevan le Stelle / Tosca / Puccini
9. Nessun Dorma / Tourandot / Puccini ( duet with Luciano Povarotti )

Album available now on vinyl LP in orthophonic stereo sound, and 8 Track Tape
LP guaranteed to play on all Philco Radio / Turntable combos !!

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But, wait ! There's more !! Order now within the next 30 minutes and recieve absolutely free this limited EP
available on wax cylinder of Stegosaurus performing American Broadway Standards !!

Here's what you get :

1. Tonight / Bernstien / Sondheim / West Side Story
2. Why Do I Love You ? / Hammerstien II / Kern / Showboat
3. If Ever I Should Leave You Lerner / Loewe / Camelot
4. Some Enchanted Evening / Rogers / Hammerstien II / South Pacific
5. Memories / A.L. Webber / T.S. Elliott / Cats
6. I Love Paris / Porter / Can Can

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