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FEATURING THESE HOLIDAY FAVORITES WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE:

1. O' Christmas Tree ( english )
2. O' Tannenbaum ( german )
3. O' Fir Tree Dark
4. Is Christmas Only A Tree?
5. Round & Round The Christmas Tree
6. Round Round The Christmas Tree
7. Rockin' Round The Christmas Tree
8. Aspenglow
9. The Cherry Tree Carol
10. It Doesn't Cost A Dime To Dream ( With Renee Fleming )
11. Silver Bells ( With Renee Fleming)

"I've finally recovered from my stomachache!" declared Stegosaurus happily. "It was an embarrassing mistake for someone with a degree in Horticulture Consumption, but I've learned the hard way not to eat another Lyonia ferruginea any time soon! Right now I'm in New York working with Ms. Renee Fleming on promotional spots for my latest wax cylinder, which I hope will give you and your family many wonderful memories you will treasure for millions of years. Then in a day or two I am returning to Cuba so I can spend the holidays at my School of Dance. Rhedosaurus has been patiently waiting there for waltzing lessons.

In the new year I'll stomp forthrightly into Virginia so I can take part in the Walking With Dinosaurs Tour!

All my best friends will be there! Will you?"

" Everyone knows Bennie Moten wrote my theme song, " The Kater Street Rag", " said Stegosaurus yesterday. ...." but now I have found that some kind person has written a nice song about me, and I really like it a lot.

It's so true ! I'm just like that in real life !

I do have bony plates on my back, and spikes on my tail ! What's really neat is that my name is Stegosaurus ! How do they know me so well ?"

My Name Is Stegosaurus

"Whoever you are, nice person, thank you from the bottom of my heart ! "

Buy Now for Family Christmas Enjoyment the album the world has been waiting 140 million years for :

STEGOSAURUS GOES OPERA

Yes, Stegosaurus has now announced his plans to record an album of opera standards in hopes of gaining a chance to perform on the Metropolitan Stage in New York City....

With a voice reminiscent of both Mario Lanza and Louis Armstrong Stegosaurus entertains our discriminating ears with these guaranteed classics. He is backed up by the Vienna State Philarmonic Orchestra under the direction of the legendary James Levine. Don't miss Stegosaurus ' eagerly anticipated duet with Luciano Povarotti , who said, " I began my career when Stegosaurus was just a young fella, but I have always admired his ability to consume verdure and have eagerly anticpated the chance to work with him for years. I hope you enjoy our collaboration. "


1. Chi mi frena in tal momento ? Donizetti / Lucia De Lammenmoor
2. La Ci Darem La Mano W. A. Mozart / Don Giovanni
3. La Donna e Mobile Verdi / Rigoletto
4. Standchen / Schubert
5. Ave Maria / Bach / Gonoud
6. Vesti La Giubba / Leoncavallo / Pagliacci
7. I Know That My Redeemer Liveth / Handel / Messiah
8. E Lucevan le Stelle / Tosca / Puccini
9. Nessun Dorma / Tourandot / Puccini ( duet with Luciano Povarotti )

Album available now on vinyl LP in orthophonic stereo sound, and 8 Track Tape
LP guaranteed to play on all Philco Radio / Turntable combos !!

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available on wax cylinder of Stegosaurus performing American Broadway Standards !!

Here's what you get :

1. Tonight / Bernstien / Sondheim / West Side Story
2. Why Do I Love You ? / Hammerstien II / Kern / Showboat
3. If Ever I Should Leave You Lerner / Loewe / Camelot
4. Some Enchanted Evening / Rogers / Hammerstien II / South Pacific
5. Memories / A.L. Webber / T.S. Elliott / Cats
6. I Love Paris / Porter / Can Can

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