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GARDENING TIPS WITH STEGOSAURUS

by, Stegosaurus

To Be Released Tuesday, February 13th, 2007

Do you keep a garden and want to know how you can make it look more vibrant, more colorful, more alive ? Perk up your flowers, increase the yield of your vegetables, or how your spiky tail, ( if you have one , ) can double as a plow ? Then, you've picked up the right book my friend !

Stegosaurus packs all of the wisdom that a creature who has a brain the size of a walnut can into this self help gardening book for your benefit ! Just read this excerpt :

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" When my friends stop by and visit me, they are often in awe of my wonderful garden. They say to me, 'Stegosaurus, how is it you keep your garden so full of the verdure you want, the plants, the flowers, the vegetables, and keep out undesirable fibrovascular life forms , such as kudzu ? I have tried everything I can think of to be rid of kudzu, and no matter what I try it keeps coming back ! I'm at my wit's end ! HELP ! "'

" The answer, my friends is simple. The easiest solution in regards to the eradication of kudzu and other undesirable weeds is simply to eat them. Yes, eat them. Did you think it was going to be complicated ? Well let me tell you it may seem complicated, but when it comes right down to it, its just gardening. Now I confess, that kudzu sometimes needs some help; its kind of tough and is not as pleasing to the palette as, say, rosebushes or lily of the valley. Kudzu is still quite good however, with a small bit of ranch dressing. Not too much; Kudzu only needs a touch of extra taste.

I find I must disagree with our friends over at Stegosaurus.org, who report that we Stegosaurids do not take dressing on our salads, but on the contrary I do, and I always look at kudzu as an after dinner snack, the hard candy of the fibrovascular world.

I hope this helps."

So don't delay ! Order your copy of GARDENING TIPS WITH STEGOSAURUS today !

Orders recieved before midnight, February 13th will be autographed by the author at no additional charge !