Stegosaurus went to the flower shop today to get some flowers for Marilyn Maxwell.
" I went to the local flower shop and got some Marigolds for her because they matched her hair, " swooned the love struck dinosaur. " But then, " he lamented," I got hungry before I could give them to her, and ate them. I went back to the flower shop with the intention of getting more Marigolds, but my appetite got the better of me, and I ate all of the flowers in the place. That made the proprietor angry, and he threw me out. "
Stegosaurus sighed.
" I then walked down the sidewalk to the candy shop and bought her chocolates instead. I hope she likes them. I don't think they're very edible. "
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About Me
- Stegosaurus
- Name: Stegosaurus Age: 120 ~ 140 million years old. Weight: A trim and fit 6 tons. Height: 9ft. Length: 30ft. ( snout to tail, including my spikes! ) Eyes: Black Skin: Green Plates: Yellow all 17 of them! Spikes: 4 ( sharp!) Education: Degree in Horticulture Consumption, VPI Class of 2007 Employment: Hokie Bird Protector ( 2007 ~ 2015 ) Asplundh Tree Expert Company ( 2015 present ) Member of the American Society of Plant Biologists Favorite Food: Plants & roots.
