" I've been in Pittsburgh all week, " said Stegosaurus. " It's been very relaxing. My cousins Kentrosaurus and Lexovissaurus sent me a nice birthday present..... A spa getaway ! I'm at the Carnegie Museum of Natural History to get a plate -lift and to have my extinct skin exfoliated.

We already know I'm beautiful when grazing, but after 140 million and one years, I thought there might be some physical improvements made. My cousins agreed and sent me this wonderful present. It's been a very nice time.

When I return from Pittsburgh I am then planning a trip to Africa and France to visit my cousins so that I can personally thank them for this gift. I have a wonderful family. "



"Here's a picture of me getting my plates lifted; this nice woman is very strong. My plates weigh 50 lbs apiece on average !"

Baby Stegosaurus Tracks Found

" Today is a very special day, " said Stegosaurus. " Today is my birthday ! I am One Hundred, Forty Million and One ! There was a party for me held by my friends at WVTF public radio, where I recorded my platinum wax cylinder Stegosaurus Goes Opera !

Here are some pictures ! Life has been good to me I don't feel a day over One Million !"