"My New Year's resolution for 2008 was successful!" exclaimed Stegosaurus happily. "I've lost the last half ton! I feel great! I'm a fit and trim 6,800 tons now! Just where I want to be!"
"The economic situation in the country today has caused me to look at going to medical school," Stegosaurus continued. "It's hard for a Stegosaurus to make a living just in Horticulture Consumption or Hokie Bird Protecting so I am looking to expand my horizons at the Asplundh Tree Management Services Company. Wish me luck!
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"The internet is the greatest invention since broadleaf trees ! And sending email is almost as much fun as eating ferns and rosebushes!" ~ Stegosaurus
About Me
- Stegosaurus
- Name: Stegosaurus Age: 120 ~ 140 million years old. Weight: A trim and fit 6 tons. Height: 9ft. Length: 30ft. ( snout to tail, including my spikes! ) Eyes: Black Skin: Green Plates: Yellow all 17 of them! Spikes: 4 ( sharp!) Education: Degree in Horticulture Consumption, VPI Class of 2007 Employment: Hokie Bird Protector ( 2007 ~ 2015 ) Asplundh Tree Expert Company ( 2015 present ) Member of the American Society of Plant Biologists Favorite Food: Plants & roots.
