"My visit to London was very pleasant," said Stegosaurus. It was nice to see my friend Ray Harryhausen and to help him celebrate his 89th birthday. How nice of him to tell me how beautiful I am! He also remarked that since my successful diet my legs no longer look like sausages!! The plate - lift and pedicure I got for my birthday a few years ago really paid off ! My cousins will be so pleased!"

"I'm back in the States at last, now in Oklahoma. School has started again and my class and I have to write a 300 page essay on the theories surrounding the existence of the Alnus Maritima in this area. I haven't yet figured out how this type of tree got to growing here, but nonetheless they are very pleasing to the palate."

Today Wuerhosaurus' junk boat arrived from China. He had come to Louisville, Kentucky for the Stegosaurus Races. Realizing that he was a bit late for the races, he stomped on over to Lexington, having heard rumors of a delicious arboretum nearby. He had heard it said that the mammals of Lexington were very friendly and cordial.

The city authorities, however, asked him to leave when he attempted sunbathing in the historic city cemetery.