"My visit to London was very pleasant," said Stegosaurus. It was nice to see my friend Ray Harryhausen and to help him celebrate his 89th birthday. How nice of him to tell me how beautiful I am! He also remarked that since my successful diet my legs no longer look like sausages!! The plate - lift and pedicure I got for my birthday a few years ago really paid off ! My cousins will be so pleased!"
"I'm back in the States at last, now in Oklahoma. School has started again and my class and I have to write a 300 page essay on the theories surrounding the existence of the Alnus Maritima in this area. I haven't yet figured out how this type of tree got to growing here, but nonetheless they are very pleasing to the palate."
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"The internet is the greatest invention since broadleaf trees ! And sending email is almost as much fun as eating ferns and rosebushes!" ~ Stegosaurus
About Me
- Stegosaurus
- Name: Stegosaurus Age: 120 ~ 140 million years old. Weight: A trim and fit 6 tons. Height: 9ft. Length: 30ft. ( snout to tail, including my spikes! ) Eyes: Black Skin: Green Plates: Yellow all 17 of them! Spikes: 4 ( sharp!) Education: Degree in Horticulture Consumption, VPI Class of 2007 Employment: Hokie Bird Protector ( 2007 ~ 2015 ) Asplundh Tree Expert Company ( 2015 present ) Member of the American Society of Plant Biologists Favorite Food: Plants & roots.
