"I celebrated my favorite holiday of the year - Arbor Day - by enjoying a nice meal of Pinus Strobus," said Stegosaurus.
"It was great consolation for the fact that I cannot attend the Stegosaurus Races this year because I got a splinter in my left rear claw, and its a little sore! For that reason I was scratched from the race. Oh well. There's always next year!"