"Last Wednesday I celebrated my birthday. Well, here it is, I am 140 million and 5. Where has the time gone? I celebrated with my friends at WVTF Public Radio, and politely ate a cake. How nice of them to host my birthday every year, " said Stegosaurus.

"I really don't know what to say about my birthday anymore ; I am pleased to have had so many of them. I have seen a lot of amazing changes in my time though of all new technologies I think the most fascinating ( and delicious! ) is grass. I am really fond of it and think it is one of the finest new inventions of the last 35 milllion years. ( give or take a few ) Don't tell anyone that I like grass more than I like cake."