"The internet is the greatest invention since broadleaf trees ! And sending email is almost as much fun as eating ferns and rosebushes!"
~ Stegosaurus
Sunday, December 17, 2017
Meanwhile in Brazil, one week before Christmas, Stegosaurus Claus checked last years' Naughty and Nice list against 2017's Akashic records, just in case any updates or changes needed to be made.
"He knows when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake ..."
Name: Stegosaurus
Age: 120 ~ 140 million years old.
Weight: A trim and fit 6 tons.
Height: 9ft. Length: 30ft. ( snout to tail, including my spikes! )
Eyes: Black
Skin: Green
Plates: Yellow all 17 of them! Spikes: 4 ( sharp!)
Education: Degree in Horticulture Consumption, VPI Class of 2007
Employment: Hokie Bird Protector ( 2007 ~ 2015 ) Asplundh Tree Expert Company ( 2015 present )
Member of the American Society of Plant Biologists
Favorite Food: Plants & roots.