"The fall college semester has been keeping me busy and away from my blog," said Stegosaurus. "Upon my return from Colorado I met up with my class and we stomped up to Maine to identify and eat the Chionanthus virginicus, and then on down to Florida where we will look to see if we can find the elusive Franklinia alatamaha which hasn't been seen in the wild since 1790. Seems like only yesterday to me, but for mammals that is a long time."

"While in Maine I recieved a letter from my friend Rhedosaurus, whom I last saw this summer in London at Ray Harryhausen's 89th birthday party. Rhedosaurus said he'd like to get out some and meet a few girl Rhedosaurids before he becomes extinct. 'Lighthouses just aren't doing it for me anymore,' he says ...

"Alas, he is socially awkward and shy.. I told him that dancing is a useful skill for flirting with the ladies, and offered to give him waltzing lessons if he'd go on down to Cuba and meet me after the Thanksgiving break. He agreed, so for the rest of the month, Waltzing lessons will be half off at the Stegosaurus School of Dance!"

"Hey dude, I'm gonna turn my car into a Stegosaurus!"

"Ya, absolutely. I honestly can't think of anything else to spend your money on. Probably one of the best investments you can make actually. You're gonna get so much tail in that thing."

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"Having finally completed my 300 page essay on the Alnus Maritima, I've left Oklahoma and am now in my home state of Colorado engaging in a bit of small business enterprise," said Stegosaurus.

"Today I have founded The Stegosaurus Construction Company.

I know with the financial markets the way they are today it does not seem like now is the time to go into the construction business, but I can guarantee you that you will have a job with my company! This is provided that you do not mind your boss having a cool, spiky tail! "

"Our motto: ROOFING IS OUR SPECIALTY !"

As always, Stegosaurus accepts payment in trees.

"Actually, school keeps me quite busy," continued the loquatious roof - lizard. "When I leave Colorado I have to go to Maine and study the Chionanthus virginicus, and then I have to stomp down to Florida and see if my class and I can find the elusive Franklinia alatamaha. This is all in addition to my job as Hokie Bird protector, and its that time of season again! It seems the life of a Stegosaurus is always busy !"

J’ai rencontré la plus belle Stégosaures! Elle s’appelle Loricatosaurus et elle est aussi belle quelle est intelligente. Elle est sexé, la plus sexy de toutes celles que j’ai vues. Elle admire beaucoup mes épatantes sexy plaques! Elles pensent qu’ils sont les plus attrayantes qu’elle a jamais vues. Oh ! Et est-ce que j’ai mentionné, elle aime le fromage ! Quelle perfection!

Nous nous sommes rencontrés à l’Opéra. Je vous le dit, ce n’était pas une Opéra Française vraiment, mais c’était Gaetano Donizetti L'elisir d'amore, qui était très approprié. Elle était sur le balcon et a vue mes épatantes sexy plaques de l’autre côté du théâtre. Je sais que c’était l’amour au premier regard. Elle est descendue du balcon pour me parler et pour ce présenté, quand je l’ai vue je suis tombé en amour, immédiatement.

Je me demandais comment elle pourrait être intéressé à moi, avec la sature et condition de vie quelle vivait ; mais quand j’y pense, c’est facilement expliqué par le fait que je suis Français.

Et depuis ce temps nous avons fait tout ensemble. Nous aimons les fougères et conifères avec du fromage (J’essais de lui trouvé les plus grosses), des marches, par la lumière de la lune, près de la Seine. Nous lisons Guillaume de Machaut, Charles Baudelaire,  Arthur Rimbaud, Gustave Flaubert et Victor Hugo; quand nous avons des sentiments amoureux.... nous lisons Pierre Choderlos de Laclos. Nous aimons écouter Fréderic Chopin, Gabriel Faure, et Maurice Duruflé. Oh ! Nous avons beaucoup en commun c’est stupéfiant. Elle s’exprime clairement et aisément. J’ai hâte de la présenter à mes cousins!

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