"After my final performance as Count Drosselmeyer in the Nutcracker at Radio City Music Hall, I met my college class in New York City, and as the Stegosaurus Disaster Relief Agency we assisted mammals still affected by Hurricane Sandy," said Stegosaurus.
"I was surprised to see Rhedosaurus and his wife Lady Rhedosaurus in town and welcomed their unexpected help," continued Stegosaurus. "Are you still assisting the mammals occupying Wall Street?"
"Yes, said Rhedosaurus. "We have a long term goal, and I've worked pretty hard to restore my reputation with the local police force. There was great success, until the day before yesterday when the policemen assaulted us without provocation and I ate six of them."
"I imagine that was a real setback," said Stegosaurus.
"It was, it was indeed. I don't really hold it against them; there's no sense in bearing a grudge. I wish I had been able to control my temper certainly, but hopefully when they see the good work I am doing with your Disaster Relief Agency, they'll forgive me for my natural tendencies," said Rhedosaurus.
"Good luck," said Stegosaurus. "It's hard to break an ingrained habit."
"Policemen sure are delicious," said Rhedosaurus.
"Following that exchange, The Stegosaurus Disaster Relief Agency, in conjunction with the Stegosaurus Construction Company and two Rhedosaurids in tow set off for the most distressed areas, and divided our time between Rockland and Westchester Counties. Gradually, things will return to normal, and it is a wonderful feeling to be part of such a positive effort, assisting those in need. Make sure to spend some time in your neighborhood, helping a cause that means something to you and benefits your fellow mammal. If you see a wrong, try to correct it by gathering like minded individuals united through voluntary association to solve the ills of your society. The beginning of the solution is only as far as your mirror. This may be the season of charity and giving, but you don't have to wait until December to express compassion, understanding and good will to each and all."
Monday, December 24, 2012
Monday, December 17, 2012
Sunday, December 9, 2012
"Hi, My Name is Stegosaurus Claus!"
"Here I am at my workshop in Brazil, preparing for my annual trip around the world delivering presents to the good little girls and boys of the world. It is a very busy time for me, of course, but this time of year there's one thing I take time to observe faithfully. Many mammals may not realize that I have been jewish for over 140 million years, so this is a very important time of season for me."
"There's a reason why I am the only Stegosaurus that wears hats; for 8 days of the season I put aside my traditional red and white hat for a yarmulke to observe Hanukkah; and although Christmas trees have certainly been declared kosher, they aren't as delicious fried, so to honor the ancient traditions, I eat fried Zucchini. It's off season, but still very delicious."
"My claws make it hard to use a Dreidel for any fun; but it hasn't dampened my enthusiasm for the holiday or the history of my religion. I light my chanukkiah very carefully and I reverently and enthusiastically speak the prayers which are proper for this miraculous time:
"Barukh atah Adonai Eloheinu melekh ha'olam, asher qiddeshanu b'mitzvotav v'tzivanu lehadliq ner shel Hanukkah."
"Barukh atah Adonai Eloheinu melekh ha'olam, she'asa nisim la'avoteinu ba'yamim ha'heim ba'z'man ha'ze."
"The blessings for the apples and honey:
Barukh atah Adonai, Eloheinu, melekh ha'olam, bo're p'ri ha'etz."
"Y'hi ratzon mil'fanekha, Adonai Eloheinu velohei avoteinu, shet'hadesh aleinu shana tova um'tuka."
" For all the happiness that surrounds us, there is also immense strife in the world at this present time. I hope that you will, with me and in all sincerity wish for us and all the world joy, peace, blessings and prosperity in the upcoming year regardless of where your faith leads you. We are all brothers and sisters on this planet, and in 140 million years I have seen a lot. Don't forget to keep being good; I will know all and see all on Christmas Eve!"
"Here I am at my workshop in Brazil, preparing for my annual trip around the world delivering presents to the good little girls and boys of the world. It is a very busy time for me, of course, but this time of year there's one thing I take time to observe faithfully. Many mammals may not realize that I have been jewish for over 140 million years, so this is a very important time of season for me."
"There's a reason why I am the only Stegosaurus that wears hats; for 8 days of the season I put aside my traditional red and white hat for a yarmulke to observe Hanukkah; and although Christmas trees have certainly been declared kosher, they aren't as delicious fried, so to honor the ancient traditions, I eat fried Zucchini. It's off season, but still very delicious."
"My claws make it hard to use a Dreidel for any fun; but it hasn't dampened my enthusiasm for the holiday or the history of my religion. I light my chanukkiah very carefully and I reverently and enthusiastically speak the prayers which are proper for this miraculous time:
"Barukh atah Adonai Eloheinu melekh ha'olam, asher qiddeshanu b'mitzvotav v'tzivanu lehadliq ner shel Hanukkah."
"Barukh atah Adonai Eloheinu melekh ha'olam, she'asa nisim la'avoteinu ba'yamim ha'heim ba'z'man ha'ze."
"The blessings for the apples and honey:
Barukh atah Adonai, Eloheinu, melekh ha'olam, bo're p'ri ha'etz."
"Y'hi ratzon mil'fanekha, Adonai Eloheinu velohei avoteinu, shet'hadesh aleinu shana tova um'tuka."
" For all the happiness that surrounds us, there is also immense strife in the world at this present time. I hope that you will, with me and in all sincerity wish for us and all the world joy, peace, blessings and prosperity in the upcoming year regardless of where your faith leads you. We are all brothers and sisters on this planet, and in 140 million years I have seen a lot. Don't forget to keep being good; I will know all and see all on Christmas Eve!"
Monday, November 19, 2012
"I'm back in college again, and this semester my class and I have all stomped forthrightly to Montana, said Stegosaurus. "Our assignment is to identify and consume Tsuga mertensiana, which have been absolutely delicious, let me tell you. It must be the mountain air that contributes to their exceptional, full bodied flavor. Delicious!"
"Well now once class was over for the day I decided I should take a short stomp to visit my friend Ankylosaurus, who lives nearby. I found him at home, dining on a nice meal of Juniperus horizontalis."
"Stegosaurus!" he exclaimed. How nice to see you! I have been well...exceedingly so. What brings you to Montana?"
"My class is in town; you know I'm in college working on a Doctorate in tree disease. I just thought I'd stomp by and see how you have been," replied Stegosaurus.
"I have a new venture," explained the loquacious fuzed lizard. I have started a support group for partially discovered dinosaurs. Now I ... well, haven't I been rude? Please come and join my meal; there's plenty to go around. Plenty of Juniperus horizontalis. " They'll really hit the spot; Yes, that's it."
"Thank you," said Stegosaurus. "Now you were talking about starting a support group?"
"Yes, I have," confirmed Ankylosaurus. "For partially discovered Dinosaurus. It all started back when Brachiosaurus' body temperature was determined by science. I realized that not only was he fully discovered, his body temperature was also known! It made me feel bad, being only partially discovered myself, and I started to get jealous. I regretted that, and wanted to redirect this energy in a positive way, so I am starting this support group for partially discovered dinosaurs."
"That is a wonderful idea!" Exclaimed Stegosaurus. "You know my cousin in France, Lexovissaurus and his wife are both only partially discovered. Maybe they'd be interested in joining your group."
"I made an inquiry to Loricatosaurus," said Ankylosaurus. "After apologizing for her limited skill in English, she told me, 'Thank you very much for the .... how do you say it, .... ah, invitation and consideration. However, my husband is too proud and refuses to admit he should go ... though I admit he could, ah ... the word, what is the word... benefit .... from your group. For myself, I am now college educated and not so concerned about being partially found. I am confident that if I keep ....er, ... digging around I will find me eventually. I've got to .. ah... be here somewhere.'
"Last week we were joined by Trachodon and most notably Captialsaurus of the Dinosaur Congressional Caucus," continued Ankylosaurus. "Capitalsaurus came at the urging of Congresssaurus Triceratops; Congressaurus Triceratops told him: 'PLEASE go. You need to go. You're boring everyone to extinction with your long winded speeches on the House Floor about the glorious day when you will be completely discovered!'
"I'm surprised Congresssaurus Triceratops said that," remarked Stegosaurus.
"Well," rejoined Ankylosaurus, "Capitalsaurus was hurt at first, even though Congressaurus Triceratops meant no ill, and the admonishment was gentle. He told me that he thought, 'Congresssaurus Triceratops doesn't know .... doesn't have a clue how it really feels to be identified only by part of a single vertebra!'
"Regardless of his initial feelings, Capitalsaurus came to my group meeting and later remarked he felt better for having shown up."
"That's really nice," said Stegosaurus. "You say Trachodon was there also?"
"Yes, yes he was," said Ankylosaurus. "What a nice fellow he is. I had a conversation with him personally after the therapy session. I will relate it to you."
********************
"I'm glad you could make it to the meeting,Trachodon. I hope you've made some friends," said Ankylosaurus.
"Yes, I have met some nice dinosaurs that are also only partially discovered, and I feel a lot better after only one session," said Trachodon. "Sometimes life can really get you down when you're only identified by a handful of teeth."
"I know, I know," said Ankylosaurus. "I started this group because I myself am only partially discovered and I wanted to not feel jealous of my fellow dinosaurs who are fully discovered. My notion was to redirect any jealous feelings into a productive and positive direction. This group will be helpful to other partially discovered dinosaurs like yourself. Sure, only your teeth are discovered, but at least you're still known to be in the Hadrosaur family."
"That's right!" said Trachodon. "It could always be worse. I could be a mammal."
"That's it, that's the way to look at it!" said Ankylosaurus. "Keep your chin up!"
"I sure will, if the scientists ever find it!" declared Trachodon proudly.
*****************
"This is definitely a wonderful public service," said Stegosaurus.
"Thank you. At the meeting next week we're being joined by Spinosaurus, who remembers very well the years when he himself was only partially discovered. His speech will be titled, "Fear not, it does get better."
"That sounds really encouraging," said Steogosaurus. "You are doing such a wonderful thing and I commend you for it. I myself have met Spinosaurus at my cousin's wedding; he's a meat eater! I hope he does not eat you and your group entire!"
"Me too," said Ankylosaurus. "It's a gamble, but one I am willing to take. I also can't help but observe that Stegosaurids are not the only ones with really cool defensive tail armaments. If there's any trouble I am confident we'll be able to put a quick end to it. Say, thank you friend Stegosaurus for stopping by. It has been great to see you."
"Thank you; you too," said Stegosaurus. "Keep up the great work!"
"Well now once class was over for the day I decided I should take a short stomp to visit my friend Ankylosaurus, who lives nearby. I found him at home, dining on a nice meal of Juniperus horizontalis."
"Stegosaurus!" he exclaimed. How nice to see you! I have been well...exceedingly so. What brings you to Montana?"
"My class is in town; you know I'm in college working on a Doctorate in tree disease. I just thought I'd stomp by and see how you have been," replied Stegosaurus.
"I have a new venture," explained the loquacious fuzed lizard. I have started a support group for partially discovered dinosaurs. Now I ... well, haven't I been rude? Please come and join my meal; there's plenty to go around. Plenty of Juniperus horizontalis. " They'll really hit the spot; Yes, that's it."
"Thank you," said Stegosaurus. "Now you were talking about starting a support group?"
"Yes, I have," confirmed Ankylosaurus. "For partially discovered Dinosaurus. It all started back when Brachiosaurus' body temperature was determined by science. I realized that not only was he fully discovered, his body temperature was also known! It made me feel bad, being only partially discovered myself, and I started to get jealous. I regretted that, and wanted to redirect this energy in a positive way, so I am starting this support group for partially discovered dinosaurs."
"That is a wonderful idea!" Exclaimed Stegosaurus. "You know my cousin in France, Lexovissaurus and his wife are both only partially discovered. Maybe they'd be interested in joining your group."
"I made an inquiry to Loricatosaurus," said Ankylosaurus. "After apologizing for her limited skill in English, she told me, 'Thank you very much for the .... how do you say it, .... ah, invitation and consideration. However, my husband is too proud and refuses to admit he should go ... though I admit he could, ah ... the word, what is the word... benefit .... from your group. For myself, I am now college educated and not so concerned about being partially found. I am confident that if I keep ....er, ... digging around I will find me eventually. I've got to .. ah... be here somewhere.'
"Last week we were joined by Trachodon and most notably Captialsaurus of the Dinosaur Congressional Caucus," continued Ankylosaurus. "Capitalsaurus came at the urging of Congresssaurus Triceratops; Congressaurus Triceratops told him: 'PLEASE go. You need to go. You're boring everyone to extinction with your long winded speeches on the House Floor about the glorious day when you will be completely discovered!'
"I'm surprised Congresssaurus Triceratops said that," remarked Stegosaurus.
"Well," rejoined Ankylosaurus, "Capitalsaurus was hurt at first, even though Congressaurus Triceratops meant no ill, and the admonishment was gentle. He told me that he thought, 'Congresssaurus Triceratops doesn't know .... doesn't have a clue how it really feels to be identified only by part of a single vertebra!'
"Regardless of his initial feelings, Capitalsaurus came to my group meeting and later remarked he felt better for having shown up."
"That's really nice," said Stegosaurus. "You say Trachodon was there also?"
"Yes, yes he was," said Ankylosaurus. "What a nice fellow he is. I had a conversation with him personally after the therapy session. I will relate it to you."
********************
"I'm glad you could make it to the meeting,Trachodon. I hope you've made some friends," said Ankylosaurus.
"Yes, I have met some nice dinosaurs that are also only partially discovered, and I feel a lot better after only one session," said Trachodon. "Sometimes life can really get you down when you're only identified by a handful of teeth."
"I know, I know," said Ankylosaurus. "I started this group because I myself am only partially discovered and I wanted to not feel jealous of my fellow dinosaurs who are fully discovered. My notion was to redirect any jealous feelings into a productive and positive direction. This group will be helpful to other partially discovered dinosaurs like yourself. Sure, only your teeth are discovered, but at least you're still known to be in the Hadrosaur family."
"That's right!" said Trachodon. "It could always be worse. I could be a mammal."
"That's it, that's the way to look at it!" said Ankylosaurus. "Keep your chin up!"
"I sure will, if the scientists ever find it!" declared Trachodon proudly.
*****************
"This is definitely a wonderful public service," said Stegosaurus.
"Thank you. At the meeting next week we're being joined by Spinosaurus, who remembers very well the years when he himself was only partially discovered. His speech will be titled, "Fear not, it does get better."
"That sounds really encouraging," said Steogosaurus. "You are doing such a wonderful thing and I commend you for it. I myself have met Spinosaurus at my cousin's wedding; he's a meat eater! I hope he does not eat you and your group entire!"
"Me too," said Ankylosaurus. "It's a gamble, but one I am willing to take. I also can't help but observe that Stegosaurids are not the only ones with really cool defensive tail armaments. If there's any trouble I am confident we'll be able to put a quick end to it. Say, thank you friend Stegosaurus for stopping by. It has been great to see you."
"Thank you; you too," said Stegosaurus. "Keep up the great work!"
Monday, November 12, 2012
Sunday, October 21, 2012
Bonjour je m’appelle Loricatosaurus!
Lors d’une pause durant mon semestre au collège à Oxford, je suis retourné chez-moi pour voir mon époux Lexovissaurus. Il avait piétiné au Mexique et puis aux États-Unis pour un peu de temps avant de retourner en France. Durant que j’étais parti, il a gardé notre caverne en donne ordre ! J’étais très occupé dans mes études à propos de l’extinction, ceci peu être très épuisant ! J’ai le meilleur époux au monde!
Nous avons célébré mon retour en allant à l’Opéra-Théâtre de Metz Métropole pour voir Daniel François Auber dans La Muette de Portici. La plupart du temps c’était amusant, car c’était un opéra comique et nous voulions rire. Mais l’amusement est devenu triste à la fin et par le sort de l’héroïne Fenella, qui a sauté dans un puits de lava et est disparue.
Moi et Lexovissaurus nous avons pleuré à la fin de l’opéra. Quand nous sommes retournés chez-nous une surprise nous attendait ! Kentrosaurus avait piétiné sans cesse à travers Nigeria et nous étions heureux de le revoir. Il nous a dit qu’il était venu en ville parce que le Wooly Mammoth allait donner un sermon à Paris durant le weekend, et pendant qu’il était en ville il voulait nous rendre visite.
Après peu de temps nous avons constaté que Kentrosaurus avait changé son point de vue depuis notre dernière visite.
"Combien de Wooly Mammoth sermons as-tu assisté?" demanda mon époux.
"Beaucoup ! Je me rappelle pas combien." répond Kentrosaurus. "Il est un inspiration pour moi! J’ai appris beaucoup ! J’espère que vous allez venir avec moi demain pour écouter son sermon."
Lexovissaurus et moi-même nous nous sommes excusés pour aller chercher quelque chose à manger pour notre invité. Nous sommes retournés avec un Hedera Helix et du fromage, Kentrosaurus nous a dit qu’il avait renoncé à des concepts ; tell que l’évolution et avait adopté le créationnisme sans réserve.
De plus il nous a fait une demande. Il avait appris que le mammifère qui s’occupe du Musée de Kentucky, aux États-Unis avait fait une chute et qu’Adam Allosaurus avait affilé ses dents avec des noix de coco. Il voulait savoir si nous pouvions l’aider à trouver des noix de coco pour donner à Allosaurus ; nous essayions de ne pas rire, mais ceci était plus amusant que Daniel Auber. Comme un geste de paix, il croyait que Allosaurus penserait au passé et qu’il essaierait les noix de coco : "J’essai de sauvé son esprit!" a déclara Kentrosaurus. "Peut-être que je peux mettre fin à la rivalité entre lui et mon cousin Stegosaurus et sauvegarder sa vie et celle de mon cousin!"
"Je vais m’excusé pour aller préparer un plat qui ira bien avec l’Hedera Helix, j’espère que tu seras capable de lui faire comprendre du sens," mon époux me dit et j’étais d’accord. Nous étions très horrifiés au risque candide que Kentrosaurus proposait et nous voulions respecter sa foi, et aussi nous ne voulions pas qu’il devienne extinctif. Il avait beaucoup travaillé avec sa sœur Quagga pour chercher un travail honnête; il n’envoyait plus 419 escroqueries par email.
"Que-ce-qui ce passe avec mon cousin Kentrosaurus?" me demandait Lexovissaurus.
"Il essai de mettre des sandales ? Je lui ai dit que les sandales sont pour le frère cheval, ceci n’est pas convenable pour un Stegosaurus!"
"Oui, nous avons eu une conférence de presse contestant de porter des sandales après les courses de Stegosaurus il y a quelques années ! Maintenant dépêche-toi et va voir ce que Kentrosaurus fait, avant qu’il se fasse du mal
dit Lexovissaurus. "Et je vais préparer le repas."
Je n’étais pas capable de convaincre Kentrosaurus de l’évidence scientifique en faveur de l’évolution. Plus que nous parlions plus que ses déclarations devenaient étranges.
Et il nous dit “C’est la fin du monde ; nous vivons maintenant dans les derniers moments de notre vie! Je suis très convaincu de ceci ! J’ai entendu dire qu’un géant météore pourrait frapper la terre bientôt, et je dois me préparer ! Nous devons mettre de côté le Hedera Helix pour les temps de famine! Je suis entrain de bâtir un abri souterrain pour le jour que ceci arrive! Nous devons être prêt parce que la fin est proche!"
Je n’avais pas le courage de lui dire que ce qu’il nous disait c’était déjà produit? "Es-tu allé au Yucatán Péninsule dernièrement? Lexovissaurus y est allé cet été. C’est impossible de ne pas voir le cratère."
À la fin, j’étais très heureuse d’avoir convaincu Kentrosaurus de ne pas utiliser ses plans avec les noix de coco; il était trop enchanté avec le Wooly Mammoth pour écouter.
Le jour suivant, Lexovissaurus et moi avons poliment écouté le sermon du Wooly Mammoth avec Kentrosaurus, et nous l’avons conduit à la frontière de France pour nous assurer qu’il avait tout oublier à propos des noix de coco et de l’Allosaurus.
Les gouts de tous sont différents, mais c’est incroyable ce qu’un zélé Mammoth peut faire croire à un crédule Stegosaurids. Les mammifères ont le même problème; et leurs cerveaux sont plus larges.
La foi a sa place, particulièrement durant les temps difficiles, mais je suis fière de ma formation d’éducation, et après une année à Oxford, je suis très convaincu de sa valeur.
Lors d’une pause durant mon semestre au collège à Oxford, je suis retourné chez-moi pour voir mon époux Lexovissaurus. Il avait piétiné au Mexique et puis aux États-Unis pour un peu de temps avant de retourner en France. Durant que j’étais parti, il a gardé notre caverne en donne ordre ! J’étais très occupé dans mes études à propos de l’extinction, ceci peu être très épuisant ! J’ai le meilleur époux au monde!
Nous avons célébré mon retour en allant à l’Opéra-Théâtre de Metz Métropole pour voir Daniel François Auber dans La Muette de Portici. La plupart du temps c’était amusant, car c’était un opéra comique et nous voulions rire. Mais l’amusement est devenu triste à la fin et par le sort de l’héroïne Fenella, qui a sauté dans un puits de lava et est disparue.
Moi et Lexovissaurus nous avons pleuré à la fin de l’opéra. Quand nous sommes retournés chez-nous une surprise nous attendait ! Kentrosaurus avait piétiné sans cesse à travers Nigeria et nous étions heureux de le revoir. Il nous a dit qu’il était venu en ville parce que le Wooly Mammoth allait donner un sermon à Paris durant le weekend, et pendant qu’il était en ville il voulait nous rendre visite.
Après peu de temps nous avons constaté que Kentrosaurus avait changé son point de vue depuis notre dernière visite.
"Combien de Wooly Mammoth sermons as-tu assisté?" demanda mon époux.
"Beaucoup ! Je me rappelle pas combien." répond Kentrosaurus. "Il est un inspiration pour moi! J’ai appris beaucoup ! J’espère que vous allez venir avec moi demain pour écouter son sermon."
Lexovissaurus et moi-même nous nous sommes excusés pour aller chercher quelque chose à manger pour notre invité. Nous sommes retournés avec un Hedera Helix et du fromage, Kentrosaurus nous a dit qu’il avait renoncé à des concepts ; tell que l’évolution et avait adopté le créationnisme sans réserve.
De plus il nous a fait une demande. Il avait appris que le mammifère qui s’occupe du Musée de Kentucky, aux États-Unis avait fait une chute et qu’Adam Allosaurus avait affilé ses dents avec des noix de coco. Il voulait savoir si nous pouvions l’aider à trouver des noix de coco pour donner à Allosaurus ; nous essayions de ne pas rire, mais ceci était plus amusant que Daniel Auber. Comme un geste de paix, il croyait que Allosaurus penserait au passé et qu’il essaierait les noix de coco : "J’essai de sauvé son esprit!" a déclara Kentrosaurus. "Peut-être que je peux mettre fin à la rivalité entre lui et mon cousin Stegosaurus et sauvegarder sa vie et celle de mon cousin!"
"Je vais m’excusé pour aller préparer un plat qui ira bien avec l’Hedera Helix, j’espère que tu seras capable de lui faire comprendre du sens," mon époux me dit et j’étais d’accord. Nous étions très horrifiés au risque candide que Kentrosaurus proposait et nous voulions respecter sa foi, et aussi nous ne voulions pas qu’il devienne extinctif. Il avait beaucoup travaillé avec sa sœur Quagga pour chercher un travail honnête; il n’envoyait plus 419 escroqueries par email.
"Que-ce-qui ce passe avec mon cousin Kentrosaurus?" me demandait Lexovissaurus.
"Il essai de mettre des sandales ? Je lui ai dit que les sandales sont pour le frère cheval, ceci n’est pas convenable pour un Stegosaurus!"
"Oui, nous avons eu une conférence de presse contestant de porter des sandales après les courses de Stegosaurus il y a quelques années ! Maintenant dépêche-toi et va voir ce que Kentrosaurus fait, avant qu’il se fasse du mal
dit Lexovissaurus. "Et je vais préparer le repas."
Je n’étais pas capable de convaincre Kentrosaurus de l’évidence scientifique en faveur de l’évolution. Plus que nous parlions plus que ses déclarations devenaient étranges.
Et il nous dit “C’est la fin du monde ; nous vivons maintenant dans les derniers moments de notre vie! Je suis très convaincu de ceci ! J’ai entendu dire qu’un géant météore pourrait frapper la terre bientôt, et je dois me préparer ! Nous devons mettre de côté le Hedera Helix pour les temps de famine! Je suis entrain de bâtir un abri souterrain pour le jour que ceci arrive! Nous devons être prêt parce que la fin est proche!"
Je n’avais pas le courage de lui dire que ce qu’il nous disait c’était déjà produit? "Es-tu allé au Yucatán Péninsule dernièrement? Lexovissaurus y est allé cet été. C’est impossible de ne pas voir le cratère."
À la fin, j’étais très heureuse d’avoir convaincu Kentrosaurus de ne pas utiliser ses plans avec les noix de coco; il était trop enchanté avec le Wooly Mammoth pour écouter.
Le jour suivant, Lexovissaurus et moi avons poliment écouté le sermon du Wooly Mammoth avec Kentrosaurus, et nous l’avons conduit à la frontière de France pour nous assurer qu’il avait tout oublier à propos des noix de coco et de l’Allosaurus.
Les gouts de tous sont différents, mais c’est incroyable ce qu’un zélé Mammoth peut faire croire à un crédule Stegosaurids. Les mammifères ont le même problème; et leurs cerveaux sont plus larges.
La foi a sa place, particulièrement durant les temps difficiles, mais je suis fière de ma formation d’éducation, et après une année à Oxford, je suis très convaincu de sa valeur.
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