From Boulder, Colorado this morning, Stegosaurus held a press confrence and made the following statement regarding the passing of the famed Italian tenor, Luciano Pavarotti :
" It is not a good morning. How terribly sad that Mr. Pavarotti is extinct; he was a very nice fellow and I enjoyed working with him on my platinum wax cylinder Stegosaurus Goes Opera ...
I shall miss him terribly. I think I'll console myself by eating a nice meal of aloe plants. Aloe plants and spaghetti. "
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- Stegosaurus
- Name: Stegosaurus Age: 120 ~ 140 million years old. Weight: A trim and fit 6 tons. Height: 9ft. Length: 30ft. ( snout to tail, including my spikes! ) Eyes: Black Skin: Green Plates: Yellow all 17 of them! Spikes: 4 ( sharp!) Education: Degree in Horticulture Consumption, VPI Class of 2007 Employment: Hokie Bird Protector ( 2007 ~ 2015 ) Asplundh Tree Expert Company ( 2015 present ) Member of the American Society of Plant Biologists Favorite Food: Plants & roots.
