On May 19th, 2025, Stegosaurus held a press conference and made an exciting announcemennt.

"Thank you for coming out today, wonderful mammals of Boulder, Colorado. I am so pleased that you are here. I have an important announcement to make. Today, May 16th, 2025, after starting a journey that began in 2007, ( or maybe it was last week ), I have graduated from the University of Colorado School of Medicine with a Doctorate specializing in Tree Diseases. I will be hanging up a shingle and opening a Doctor's office here in my adopted city, with a satellite office in the town of my discovery, Morrison, Colorado on Monday, June 23rd, and I want you all to know I care and will practice Universal Socialist Healthcare, so you will get treated at the low cost of "free", though you may barter trees, ferns and other low hanging vegitation if you are so inclined.

There is a high probability that you will be diagnoed with a tree disease, but I want to reiterate that my services are absolutely free. I can afford it; I am worth 44.6 million dollars already so I don't need a Doctor's salary, and want to give back to my community. I will pay off my student loans because I don't believe in socializing things that are my responsibility. Be advised that the same caveat that comes with my School of Dance applies; bring your own legal representation in case an impromptu session of my School of Dance takes place. Thank you so much for your suppport, I look forward to serving you and being your neighborhood Doctor for Millions of Years."

Stegosaurus was seen shopping at the Kmart Garden Center, located at 5051 Federal Blvd, Northwest, in Denver, Colorado. He returned to his cave in a state of great excitement.

“I have discovered great programs for my computer,” said Stegosaurus, “I cannot wait to install them. First I found a great program called PlantPal. With a name like that, how could there be anything more useful to a Stegosaurus ? “

“I love gardening, as you know, and I also think the internet is the greatest thing since broad leaf trees. This database application uses Spring framework and a temperature sensor to measure parameters of soil. Such a versatile program must have been written with a Stegosaurus in mind, There are so many ways I can track various aspects of the plants I haven't yet eaten with this!”

“I brought back a nice pygmy date palm (Phoenix roebelenii ) to live in my greenhouse; the high altitudes and harsh winters in this area since the invention of snow make them hard to grow otherwise; but with PlantPal I will be able to monitor its health and keep it alive. Plants like this don't grow outdoors like they used to like the day when my mother found me while eating a cabbage patch, but it will make a wonderful cave plant.”

I was going to add a nice cycadales, one of my old favorites since I was just out of my shell, but I got hungry stomping home to Boulder, and ate it. It was delicious.”

Also, today, May 6th, 2025, I shall enjoy using Skype as my primary method of chat communication on line. It will be a great upgrade from my use of the AOL Instant Messenger I have been using since December 16th, 2017. The Blue Light Special is definitely on!”