Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Stegosaurus Claus' Great North American Holiday Mall Tour 2009

Be good girls and boys, and perhaps Stegosaurus Claus will visit your house on Christmas Eve to leave you presents!!

Check to see when the jolly ornithischian Stegosaurus Stenops is visiting your town!!

A highlight list of the places on the itenerary!



Flat Iron Crossing, Boulder, Colorado

Fashion Show Mall, Las Vegas, Nevada

Westfield San Francisco Centre, San Francisco, California

Lloyd Center Mall, Portland, Oregon

Corncord Mills, Concord, North Carolina

Fayette Mall, Lexington, Kentucky

Valley View Mall, Roanoke, Virginia

Pheasant Lane Mall, Nashua, New Hampshire

The Mall of New London, New London, Connecticut

Arundel Mills, Hanover, Maryland

Westfield Annapolis Shopping Town, Annapolis, Maryland




And that's not all! Keep an eye on announcements to be made in your town!!


Season's Greetings to you and your family!!

Saturday, November 28, 2009

"Oh, my aching stomach!" complained Stegosaurus. "It seems that while looking for the Franklinia alatamaha my appetite, as it usually does, got the better of me and I accidentially ate a Lyonia ferruginea. I am now quite under the weather, and Rhedosaurus is going to have to be patient and wait for his waltzing lessons. I hope he understands, as he is already in Cuba waiting for me. Maybe he can relax and smoke cigars with Raoul and Fidel until I can get down to my School of Dance.

If any one would like to send get well wishes to my email address I'd really appreciate it!"

Monday, November 16, 2009

Ray Harryhausen's NEW Official Website!
"The fall college semester has been keeping me busy and away from my blog," said Stegosaurus. "Upon my return from Colorado I met up with my class and we stomped up to Maine to identify and eat the Chionanthus virginicus, and then on down to Florida where we will look to see if we can find the elusive Franklinia alatamaha which hasn't been seen in the wild since 1790. Seems like only yesterday to me, but for mammals that is a long time."

"While in Maine I recieved a letter from my friend Rhedosaurus, whom I last saw this summer in London at Ray Harryhausen's 89th birthday party. Rhedosaurus said he'd like to get out some and meet a few girl Rhedosaurids before he becomes extinct. 'Lighthouses just aren't doing it for me anymore,' he says ...

"Alas, he is socially awkward and shy.. I told him that dancing is a useful skill for flirting with the ladies, and offered to give him waltzing lessons if he'd go on down to Cuba and meet me after the Thanksgiving break. He agreed, so for the rest of the month, Waltzing lessons will be half off at the Stegosaurus School of Dance!"

Wednesday, October 21, 2009




"Hey dude, I'm gonna turn my car into a Stegosaurus!"

"Ya, absolutely. I honestly can't think of anything else to spend your money on. Probably one of the best investments you can make actually. You're gonna get so much tail in that thing."

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