Stegosaurus held a press confrence earlier this week to express his profound sorrow at the extinction of his good friend Issac Hayes.
"Why it was barely a year ago I was in California and he helped to teach me some funky dance steps," said Stegosaurus. "I learned how to be cool from him, and he learned how to be cool from me. He was a good friend to me and will be missed terribly. "
"There is good news in other topics though," said Stegosaurus as he responded to a question.
"My diet is going very well. I've lost half a ton, with half a ton to go. My secret ? I think its those low fat Pteridophytes."
Saturday, August 2, 2008
Saturday, July 26, 2008
One thing I have noticed since I started running for the Senate is that a lot of people care about what you think. I've been interviewed a lot since I declared my canadacy so its a good thing that I really enjoy being interviewed.
1. What started the Stegosaurus?
Well, I am told that my mother found me one day while she was eating a cabbage patch, but I never believed that.... I know how it works. A mommy Stegosaurus meets a daddy Stegosaurus and they like each other very much. Then, they get together and they wiggle a little bit. I know that's hard to believe; but that's the way it has happened for over 140 million years.
2. What are your hobbies?
Dancing the lindy hop, eating plants and roots, running for the senate, and world travel.
I also like sky diving, birdwatching, and gardening. I have diverse interests for someone with a brain the size of a walnut.
3. What are your favorite songs to sing and why don't you do it more?
Oh, I sing quite often, actually. Do you have a copy of my multi platinum wax cylinder Stegosaurus Goes Opera? I am particularly fond of Italian Opera. I like to sing Una Furtiva Lagrima and dedicate it to Marilyn Maxwell. When I get together with my cousins Kentrosaurus and Lexovissaurus we like to sing Brindisi Libiamo, libiamo, ne' lieti calici. Of course, Lexovissaurus is French, so while in France I sing a lot of French opera as well. I am also particular to Showtunes, and the Jazz of my native country.
4. Where are you from and where have you been?
I am from Colorado, USA, originally. I've travelled many places and been all over, but travel was a lot easier when there was only one continent.
5. Where are you going?
Hopefully in November to the US Senate ! Then I will join my brother Triceratops and my friend Parasauralophus in the Dinosaur Congressional Caucus. Together, we will work to better the lives of the people of Colorado and the entire United States. One of our primary objectives will be to try and convince the State of Arizona that it is time for them to stop procrastinating and choose a State Dinosaur.
1. What started the Stegosaurus?
Well, I am told that my mother found me one day while she was eating a cabbage patch, but I never believed that.... I know how it works. A mommy Stegosaurus meets a daddy Stegosaurus and they like each other very much. Then, they get together and they wiggle a little bit. I know that's hard to believe; but that's the way it has happened for over 140 million years.
2. What are your hobbies?
Dancing the lindy hop, eating plants and roots, running for the senate, and world travel.
I also like sky diving, birdwatching, and gardening. I have diverse interests for someone with a brain the size of a walnut.
3. What are your favorite songs to sing and why don't you do it more?
Oh, I sing quite often, actually. Do you have a copy of my multi platinum wax cylinder Stegosaurus Goes Opera? I am particularly fond of Italian Opera. I like to sing Una Furtiva Lagrima and dedicate it to Marilyn Maxwell. When I get together with my cousins Kentrosaurus and Lexovissaurus we like to sing Brindisi Libiamo, libiamo, ne' lieti calici. Of course, Lexovissaurus is French, so while in France I sing a lot of French opera as well. I am also particular to Showtunes, and the Jazz of my native country.
4. Where are you from and where have you been?
I am from Colorado, USA, originally. I've travelled many places and been all over, but travel was a lot easier when there was only one continent.
5. Where are you going?
Hopefully in November to the US Senate ! Then I will join my brother Triceratops and my friend Parasauralophus in the Dinosaur Congressional Caucus. Together, we will work to better the lives of the people of Colorado and the entire United States. One of our primary objectives will be to try and convince the State of Arizona that it is time for them to stop procrastinating and choose a State Dinosaur.
Sunday, July 6, 2008
I have recently been interviewed, and I love being interviewed. Here's the first of my two most recent interviews. It is always good for congressional candidates to stay in touch with their constituents, and I will do the best that I can to answer honestly.
1. Being that you're supposed to be dead and extinct... how do you really feel about all these plush homages to your image?
The likeness is reasonably accurate, though sometimes the colours are off. One thing's for sure they are definitely not to scale!
2. Do you really feel that your decaying corpse and ensuing conversion process is really worth me having to pay over $4/gallon?
Of course not ! Fossil Fuel is murder and extinction! As you know, I have held a press confrence supporting Mr. Denny Klein's HHO Technology. Save a dinosaur and walk. It's good for your cardiovascular system.
3. What was your personal hero?
My father, O.C. Marsh.
4. Do the Geico commercials give a true representation of the humans you were used to?
I do not understand this question; I only watch television when I am on it, or when Marilyn Maxwell movies are being shown.
5. Would you rather be able to breathe fire, eat meat, or fly?
I love birdwatching so much that I wish I could turn into a bird and fly away. But, that will probably never happen. Someday I'd like to go skydiving with my friend Ludwig Gantner.
Edgar Rice Burroughs let me glide in his novel, The Land That Time Forgot using my spiff sexy plates, but that is not really their function. I have no desire to eat meat, nor are my teeth
designed to consume it. I have had cameos in movies where dinosaurs breathe fire, and Sid and Marty Krofft let my friend Dimetrodon breathe fire in their show
Land of the Lost, but the ability to breathe fire seems to me to serve no useful purpose.
Incidentially, regarding Land of the Lost, I lobbied heavily to appear on that show, I went directly to Sid and Marty Krofft and represented myself. I told them I'd be perfect, that small children everywhere love me for some reason. They let my friend Brontosaurus on the show, before he had a midlife crisis and changed his name to Apatosaurus, They let my brothers Triceratops and Allosaurus on the show, but not me. No amount of begging and pleading would move their cold, cold hearts.
1. Being that you're supposed to be dead and extinct... how do you really feel about all these plush homages to your image?
The likeness is reasonably accurate, though sometimes the colours are off. One thing's for sure they are definitely not to scale!
2. Do you really feel that your decaying corpse and ensuing conversion process is really worth me having to pay over $4/gallon?
Of course not ! Fossil Fuel is murder and extinction! As you know, I have held a press confrence supporting Mr. Denny Klein's HHO Technology. Save a dinosaur and walk. It's good for your cardiovascular system.
3. What was your personal hero?
My father, O.C. Marsh.
4. Do the Geico commercials give a true representation of the humans you were used to?
I do not understand this question; I only watch television when I am on it, or when Marilyn Maxwell movies are being shown.
5. Would you rather be able to breathe fire, eat meat, or fly?
I love birdwatching so much that I wish I could turn into a bird and fly away. But, that will probably never happen. Someday I'd like to go skydiving with my friend Ludwig Gantner.
Edgar Rice Burroughs let me glide in his novel, The Land That Time Forgot using my spiff sexy plates, but that is not really their function. I have no desire to eat meat, nor are my teeth
designed to consume it. I have had cameos in movies where dinosaurs breathe fire, and Sid and Marty Krofft let my friend Dimetrodon breathe fire in their show
Land of the Lost, but the ability to breathe fire seems to me to serve no useful purpose.
Incidentially, regarding Land of the Lost, I lobbied heavily to appear on that show, I went directly to Sid and Marty Krofft and represented myself. I told them I'd be perfect, that small children everywhere love me for some reason. They let my friend Brontosaurus on the show, before he had a midlife crisis and changed his name to Apatosaurus, They let my brothers Triceratops and Allosaurus on the show, but not me. No amount of begging and pleading would move their cold, cold hearts.
Saturday, June 21, 2008
And now, a word from everyone's favorite cheese eating surrender - dinosaur, Lexovissaurus!
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C'est moi, Lexovissaurus, et je suis ici pour passer en revue pour toi un travail symphonique par le compositeur américain Steven E. Brown. Ce travail s'appelle la « merveille d'O », et il est convenablement appelé, parce que c'est un morceau merveilleux et très plaisant à l'oreille.
Les trompettes à l'ouverture même sont réminiscences de la saison des amours d'un Apatosaurus. Je suis tout stupéfié que Mr. Brown à employer le son de la trompette pour imiter un bruit qui est si normal et très exquis.
En environ une minute, nous entendons quelques cordes très magnifiques, qui servent de musique très plaisante pour le dîner. C'est parfait pour un repas de conifères et de fromage.
À presque 3 minutes, l'interprétation symphonique remarquable de l'Apatosaurus joignant à une reprise, et à environ 3:47, l'orchestre peint une image réminiscence de l'ouest Nord-Américain, la terre natale de mon cousin Stegosaurus. Tout a fait expansible et stupéfiant. Personnellement, j'ai pensé que cette section était parfaite pour écouter, pendant que j'aiguille ma queue en épi, que je fais chaque matin avant mon petit déjeuner de rosiers et du fromage.
Les instruments de vent une fois utilisés sont utilisés très habilement. Je souhaite qu'ils aient été plus répandus. Il est clair à la fin que le morceau a été apprécié par les participants du concert. Personne n'a toussé, quelle merveille. Si je portais des chapeaux, je dirais, " chapeaux à tous messieurs, voici un génie, " mais moi je suis un Stegosaurid, et Stegosaurids ne portent pas des chapeaux.
Je suis ainsi enamouré par Mr Brown. Quelle compétence, je voudrais l'invité, lui et sa famille à dîner avec moi la prochaine fois qu'ils visitent la France. Je préparerai un dîner de cœur d'artichaut et des aubergines avec du fromage, de mon propre jardin personnel. Oui, j'apprécie ce merveilleux travail que la « merveille d'O » est, il serait encore meilleure s'il étaient français. C'est pourquoi que d'espère que Mr. Brown visitera et appréciera la France tellement qu'il voudra vivre ici et être mon compositeur personnel. S'il était d'accord je lui préparerais de la nourriture de mon jardin chaque jour avec du fromage.
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C'est moi, Lexovissaurus, et je suis ici pour passer en revue pour toi un travail symphonique par le compositeur américain Steven E. Brown. Ce travail s'appelle la « merveille d'O », et il est convenablement appelé, parce que c'est un morceau merveilleux et très plaisant à l'oreille.
Les trompettes à l'ouverture même sont réminiscences de la saison des amours d'un Apatosaurus. Je suis tout stupéfié que Mr. Brown à employer le son de la trompette pour imiter un bruit qui est si normal et très exquis.
En environ une minute, nous entendons quelques cordes très magnifiques, qui servent de musique très plaisante pour le dîner. C'est parfait pour un repas de conifères et de fromage.
À presque 3 minutes, l'interprétation symphonique remarquable de l'Apatosaurus joignant à une reprise, et à environ 3:47, l'orchestre peint une image réminiscence de l'ouest Nord-Américain, la terre natale de mon cousin Stegosaurus. Tout a fait expansible et stupéfiant. Personnellement, j'ai pensé que cette section était parfaite pour écouter, pendant que j'aiguille ma queue en épi, que je fais chaque matin avant mon petit déjeuner de rosiers et du fromage.
Les instruments de vent une fois utilisés sont utilisés très habilement. Je souhaite qu'ils aient été plus répandus. Il est clair à la fin que le morceau a été apprécié par les participants du concert. Personne n'a toussé, quelle merveille. Si je portais des chapeaux, je dirais, " chapeaux à tous messieurs, voici un génie, " mais moi je suis un Stegosaurid, et Stegosaurids ne portent pas des chapeaux.
Je suis ainsi enamouré par Mr Brown. Quelle compétence, je voudrais l'invité, lui et sa famille à dîner avec moi la prochaine fois qu'ils visitent la France. Je préparerai un dîner de cœur d'artichaut et des aubergines avec du fromage, de mon propre jardin personnel. Oui, j'apprécie ce merveilleux travail que la « merveille d'O » est, il serait encore meilleure s'il étaient français. C'est pourquoi que d'espère que Mr. Brown visitera et appréciera la France tellement qu'il voudra vivre ici et être mon compositeur personnel. S'il était d'accord je lui préparerais de la nourriture de mon jardin chaque jour avec du fromage.
Sunday, June 15, 2008
Expert Village: How To Make A Balloon Stegosaurus : You Tube Video Behind This Link!
"Now for a Stegosaurus ... a cool dinosaur. This is going to be similar to the horse, we're just going to change a few things."
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"Now for a Stegosaurus ... a cool dinosaur. This is going to be similar to the horse, we're just going to change a few things."
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