"I'm thrilled!" said Stegosaurus. "My cousin Lexovissaurus is getting married to his girl friend Loricatosaurus! They've been dating for 6 months, and that's an unusually short period to jump from courting to marriage; It's not even mating season for another three months! Its customary to wait at least a million years or two, but they have a special relationship, and I'm sure it will last. I'm so happy I think I'll go out to a garden center and dance the lindy hop!"
Bonjour je m’appelle Lexovissaurus!
Il y a longtemps que je n’ai pas posté sur mon blog parce ce que, bien, j’ai passé beaucoup de temps avec Loricatosaurus, et nous avons fait des choses qui ne doivent pas être mentionnées en société.....
Cependant, je veux faire une très spéciale déclaration. Loricatosaurus et moi avons passé beaucoup de temps ensemble, en buvant du vin, mangeant du fromage, allant à l’opéra et en aiguisant mutuellement nos supers piquantes queues. Nous avons semé des gardiens, planté des arbres, et nous les avons mangé. Nous avons passé un agréable 6 mois ensemble.
Finalement, durant une de nos soirées, j’ai amené Loricatosaurus au village de Saint Paul de Vence, où après un délicieux repas d’érables avec du fromage nous avons regardé le couché du soleil. Et puis à la faible lumière du jour, comme le soleil se donne à la nuit, j’ai demandé à Loricatosaurus sa griffe en mariage. J’étais fou de joie quand elle a accepté et nous avons fixé la date pour le 14 Novembre, 2010. Il me semble que c’est loin, mais nous avons beaucoup des amis et de la parenté et nous voulons être sure qu’ils peuvent tous venir et passer une spéciale journée avec nous.
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Saturday, January 16, 2010
"A very special thank you to the 21,000 mammals who came out to see me and my friends at the Walking With Dinosaurs Arena show in Virginia!" said Stegosaurus. "Although I was so pleased to see you all, I had heard that Marilyn Maxwell was going to be there so I put a lot of extra effort into sharpening my cool, spiky tail, and making sure my spiff, sexy plates were really spiff and sexy ... but she didn't show. Marilyn didn't arrive. I was so disappointed. She must be a very patriotic person to go on so many USO tours."
"There were pictures taken," continued Stegosaurus, regaining a cheerful demeanor. "Here's one of me engaging in one of my favorite pastimes, eating plants and roots."
"Here is another great picture of me; I must admit I look really good for somebody just over 140 million. Do you see that crazy mammal who is also in the picture? He's lucky he wasn't stomped on forthrightly by accident because he insisted upon walking about and talking about us. For some reason he kept insisting we were extinct which is silly! We're standing right in front of him! In fact, one of the Velociraptors almost ate our mammalian narrator. I'd have liked to speak for myself, but it wasn't in my contract. It really frustrates me that I never get enough speaking roles."
"The last photo is of my brother Allosaurus chasing me. He's pretending he wants to eat me again. Sigh. This kind of sibling rivalry has been going on for millions of years."
"Thank you again everyone for coming out to see us! I had a great time with you and all of my friends."
"There were pictures taken," continued Stegosaurus, regaining a cheerful demeanor. "Here's one of me engaging in one of my favorite pastimes, eating plants and roots."
"Here is another great picture of me; I must admit I look really good for somebody just over 140 million. Do you see that crazy mammal who is also in the picture? He's lucky he wasn't stomped on forthrightly by accident because he insisted upon walking about and talking about us. For some reason he kept insisting we were extinct which is silly! We're standing right in front of him! In fact, one of the Velociraptors almost ate our mammalian narrator. I'd have liked to speak for myself, but it wasn't in my contract. It really frustrates me that I never get enough speaking roles."
"The last photo is of my brother Allosaurus chasing me. He's pretending he wants to eat me again. Sigh. This kind of sibling rivalry has been going on for millions of years."
"Thank you again everyone for coming out to see us! I had a great time with you and all of my friends."
Friday, December 18, 2009
WALKING WITH DINOSAURS!
The Must-See Theatrical Event For All Ages!
WVTF and Radio IQ are offering a chance to win free tickets to this event for those who subscribe to our e-Newsletter. Each of the eight winners will receive four tickets to see Walking with Dinosaurs at the Roanoke Civic Center. If you have already signed up for our e-Newsletter, you are in the running to win.
Enter to win four tickets to the Roanoke Civic Center for Walking with Dinosaurs. Join now!!
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After years of planning, the award-winning BBC TV series, Walking with Dinosaurs comes to life in a stunning theatrical event.
Internationally renowned designers have worked with scientists to create 15 life-size dinosaurs, including the terror of the ancient terrain, Tyrannosaurus-rex! Be amazed and thrilled as the greatest creatures ever to walk the earth return before your eyes.
It’s a dazzling 10 million pound arena spectacle of unprecedented size and quality set to captivate young and old alike. Marvel at the story of their 200 million year domination of life on earth. Watch them walk. Hear the roar. Be there as they fight for survival and supremacy. From the ripple of their skin to the glint in their eye, you will know the dinosaurs really have returned! So make sure you have your seat to see the return of the dinosaurs!
Dates: 8th - 10th January 2010
Performance times:
Friday, 8th - 7pm
Saturday, 9th - 11am / 3pm / 7pm
Sunday, 10th - 1pm / 5pm
For tickets and additional information , click here: ON SALE NOW!
Contact: 1800-856-8900
WVTF PUBLIC RADIO FM
The Must-See Theatrical Event For All Ages!
WVTF and Radio IQ are offering a chance to win free tickets to this event for those who subscribe to our e-Newsletter. Each of the eight winners will receive four tickets to see Walking with Dinosaurs at the Roanoke Civic Center. If you have already signed up for our e-Newsletter, you are in the running to win.
Enter to win four tickets to the Roanoke Civic Center for Walking with Dinosaurs. Join now!!
___________________________________________
After years of planning, the award-winning BBC TV series, Walking with Dinosaurs comes to life in a stunning theatrical event.
Internationally renowned designers have worked with scientists to create 15 life-size dinosaurs, including the terror of the ancient terrain, Tyrannosaurus-rex! Be amazed and thrilled as the greatest creatures ever to walk the earth return before your eyes.
It’s a dazzling 10 million pound arena spectacle of unprecedented size and quality set to captivate young and old alike. Marvel at the story of their 200 million year domination of life on earth. Watch them walk. Hear the roar. Be there as they fight for survival and supremacy. From the ripple of their skin to the glint in their eye, you will know the dinosaurs really have returned! So make sure you have your seat to see the return of the dinosaurs!
Dates: 8th - 10th January 2010
Performance times:
Friday, 8th - 7pm
Saturday, 9th - 11am / 3pm / 7pm
Sunday, 10th - 1pm / 5pm
For tickets and additional information , click here: ON SALE NOW!
Contact: 1800-856-8900
WVTF PUBLIC RADIO FM
ACT NOW FOR HOLIDAY CHEER THIS YEAR !!! BUY STEGOSAURUS' NEWEST WAX CYLINDER: CHRISTMAS B.C. !!!
FEATURING THESE HOLIDAY FAVORITES WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE:
1. O' Christmas Tree ( english )
2. O' Tannenbaum ( german )
3. O' Fir Tree Dark
4. Is Christmas Only A Tree?
5. Round & Round The Christmas Tree
6. Round Round The Christmas Tree
7. Rockin' Round The Christmas Tree
8. Aspenglow
9. The Cherry Tree Carol
10. It Doesn't Cost A Dime To Dream ( With Renee Fleming )
11. Silver Bells ( With Renee Fleming)
"I've finally recovered from my stomachache!" declared Stegosaurus happily. "It was an embarrassing mistake for someone with a degree in Horticulture Consumption, but I've learned the hard way not to eat another Lyonia ferruginea any time soon! Right now I'm in New York working with Ms. Renee Fleming on promotional spots for my latest wax cylinder, which I hope will give you and your family many wonderful memories you will treasure for millions of years. Then in a day or two I am returning to Cuba so I can spend the holidays at my School of Dance. Rhedosaurus has been patiently waiting there for waltzing lessons.
In the new year I'll stomp forthrightly into Virginia so I can take part in the Walking With Dinosaurs Tour!
All my best friends will be there! Will you?"
FEATURING THESE HOLIDAY FAVORITES WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE:
1. O' Christmas Tree ( english )
2. O' Tannenbaum ( german )
3. O' Fir Tree Dark
4. Is Christmas Only A Tree?
5. Round & Round The Christmas Tree
6. Round Round The Christmas Tree
7. Rockin' Round The Christmas Tree
8. Aspenglow
9. The Cherry Tree Carol
10. It Doesn't Cost A Dime To Dream ( With Renee Fleming )
11. Silver Bells ( With Renee Fleming)
"I've finally recovered from my stomachache!" declared Stegosaurus happily. "It was an embarrassing mistake for someone with a degree in Horticulture Consumption, but I've learned the hard way not to eat another Lyonia ferruginea any time soon! Right now I'm in New York working with Ms. Renee Fleming on promotional spots for my latest wax cylinder, which I hope will give you and your family many wonderful memories you will treasure for millions of years. Then in a day or two I am returning to Cuba so I can spend the holidays at my School of Dance. Rhedosaurus has been patiently waiting there for waltzing lessons.
In the new year I'll stomp forthrightly into Virginia so I can take part in the Walking With Dinosaurs Tour!
All my best friends will be there! Will you?"
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Stegosaurus Claus' Great North American Holiday Mall Tour 2009
Be good girls and boys, and perhaps Stegosaurus Claus will visit your house on Christmas Eve to leave you presents!!
Check to see when the jolly ornithischian Stegosaurus Stenops is visiting your town!!
A highlight list of the places on the itenerary!
Flat Iron Crossing, Boulder, Colorado
Fashion Show Mall, Las Vegas, Nevada
Westfield San Francisco Centre, San Francisco, California
Lloyd Center Mall, Portland, Oregon
Corncord Mills, Concord, North Carolina
Fayette Mall, Lexington, Kentucky
Valley View Mall, Roanoke, Virginia
Pheasant Lane Mall, Nashua, New Hampshire
The Mall of New London, New London, Connecticut
Arundel Mills, Hanover, Maryland
Westfield Annapolis Shopping Town, Annapolis, Maryland
And that's not all! Keep an eye on announcements to be made in your town!!
Season's Greetings to you and your family!!
Be good girls and boys, and perhaps Stegosaurus Claus will visit your house on Christmas Eve to leave you presents!!
Check to see when the jolly ornithischian Stegosaurus Stenops is visiting your town!!
A highlight list of the places on the itenerary!
Flat Iron Crossing, Boulder, Colorado
Fashion Show Mall, Las Vegas, Nevada
Westfield San Francisco Centre, San Francisco, California
Lloyd Center Mall, Portland, Oregon
Corncord Mills, Concord, North Carolina
Fayette Mall, Lexington, Kentucky
Valley View Mall, Roanoke, Virginia
Pheasant Lane Mall, Nashua, New Hampshire
The Mall of New London, New London, Connecticut
Arundel Mills, Hanover, Maryland
Westfield Annapolis Shopping Town, Annapolis, Maryland
And that's not all! Keep an eye on announcements to be made in your town!!
Season's Greetings to you and your family!!
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